" black marriage " Thinking

" black marriage " Thinking
1,Most man definitions of the marriage are: Obtain a very expensive method and course of free laundry. 2,Remembering the wife, the most valid method is on birthday: Have a try to forget once. 3,Restaurant like going to of the marriage with friend very much ---You order finish one's own dish, look at the cuisine that the friend ordered again, think in the heart: I originally if point that will be better. 4th, on the cocktail party, a woman says to another woman: "Why do you wear the wedding ring the finger by mistake? " "Hey, wear it by mistake, because I have married the man by mistake. " 5,It is not perfect that a man does not get married, but it is just finished to get married. 6,After husband and wife quarrel and finish the shelf, the wife says: " think about originally when I married you, it was an idiot! " The husband says: "I fell into it while loving deeply, so did not pay attention to this either at that time. " 7,A man makes a very small advertisement in the classified advertisement: "I want to look for a wife. " The next day, he received 100 letters, the content was nearly totally the same: "You yes of mine? " 8,First marriage to imagine to rational victory, two marriage to expect victory in experience. 9,As a man has illict sexual relations with your wife, it is to let them get married to retaliate against his best method.

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