My father learn 15 unique skills of conducting oneself in society from babies

My father learn 15 unique skills of conducting oneself in society from babies
1,Have cried and shouted (his father's work can only be waited when you have made the serious mistake quietly and has been criticized while making a mistake) . 2,The milk, egg are sources of the life, can eat less the meat, vegetables, fruit too certainly. (Life actually could be simple. ) 3,Sleeping when father, mother are enclosing me is unnecessary. (originally slept nonsensically, just sleep while having nothing to do) . 4,It is very easy to pluck the toilet paper from the box, but it is strenuous to fill in back (destroy easy construction difficult) . 5,Everybody often needs to be tickled, I would like to do this work (adults will amuse each other too sometimes) for father, mother, grandmother . 6,If everybody wear the intersection of urine and trousers, democratic meeting simple much, all of us want, learn, squat basin certainly. (we are not always satisfied with primary stage, new and worried that life is created) 7,After all attempts fail, look for the grandmother. (lead sometimes and act the part of grandmother) . 8,The old toy will be turned into a new toy if the old toy disappears in one month. (the so-called Singapore is rare) 9,You should be glad to show it, there are many people I should scream loudly. (Papa and Mama do not have that courage) 10,Having a meal is chased the so interesting too one (the leaders may be this kind of feeling) . 11,Put to chase, chase bath (adult like, float a lot of flower bath of petal) a lot of duckling inside I like . 12,Have fallen down to get up by oneself, throw aching mother embraces (father " Fall " Having ached, mother will embrace too) . 13,Begin (breakfast concerns the health and development of the whole nation) from a bottle of milk on a beautiful day . 14,Go out, safeguard one's own property from infringing constantly play with, including car, ball,etc. (the passenger with luggage wants to turn a blind eye to while sleeping) . 15,The TV is most suitable for watching at short range, break through obstacle that father set up, near TV become I and a loud conflict (break through the taboo and come from the happy pursuit mainly) of my father to the maximum extent . 16,Biscuit that make dirty throw away get garbage bin, step on last shoes of each too should throw away get garbage bin (adult it understands to be the same at the two the intersection of fact and quality these often) 17,The computer works through the keyboard, I will stare at the display screen and press the keyboard rapidly, basically realize " It is hit that blind " . The computer will crash, or lose some anything, see father's surprised appearance sometimes, seemed destroyed by me, in fact his computer is too old (the adults often fall into the mire feeling guilty, change an angle and look at problem better) . 18,With my experience, can open TV once in a while just with remote controller, why do the adults all use it? (The inevitable thing will become accidental too in the course of implementing. ) You must have the same feeling with me while giving birth to children, baby should have his unique ways to deal with the world at your home, the special thing is told us, please leave a message on our BBS to experience you. Transfer it to from mother's baby's network

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